hugsohugs:

pikmin: ok so you are a little guy

pikmin 2: there are Two little guys because it’s pikmin Two :)

pikmin 3: there are Three little guys because it’s pikmin Three :)

pikmin 4: there’s like 30 of them now. fuck you

thatsushichick:

I had this idea rotating in my head for a couple days so

brendanicus:

Cool how optimization in AAA games is basically dead

bigcommunist:

why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

braindeadbunbun:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

blood is so cool

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

this is a normal take ! 👍

adamsmasher:

greywrenn:

memeclassheroes:

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don’t speak Spanish but I understand every word

o0kawaii0o:

“Link, you must find me”

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patroclusdefencesquad:

i love characters that are just a cunt. no redeeming characteristics. just there to stir shit up and scheme. cause a ruckus. get on everyone’s nerves.

accessibleaesthetics:

a-url-that-exists:

accessibleaesthetics:

Very Silly Concept: a show called “Accessibility Nightmares” but it’s structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that’s the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

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A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don’t allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

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And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

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The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says “Well I mean, it’s makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?” The specialist just

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The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don’t know.

this, but only if we get to yell at them like Gordon does.

Oh, 100%. In my head the accessibility specialist is actually still just inexplicably Gordon Ramsay. I was having a delightful time the other day imagining “your videos have auto-generated captions?” being said in the exact same way Gordon says “you’re serving them frozen fish???”

But having the specialist be Ramsay-esque would be crucial, I think. On all accounts; just as Gordon is always patient and polite with the waiters and waitresses, the specialist would be patient and polite with the store staff answering questions about the accessibility options they do not control. But on the flip side, if the person who is in charge is being unnecessarily difficult or just straight up ableist, there is likely to be some yelling and dramatic background music involved.

sirobvious:

werewolftits:

animentality:

this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction

how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies

peach-pot:

mateodoodle:

peach-pot:

the thing the community writers don’t understand is that every character is gay and trans. I know it though.

for just pennies a day, you could help my boyfriend afford screenshots with more than 7 pixels

nattousan:

guooey:

guooey:

they are like beautiful tropical birds to me

Literally..

@guooey ya

treasuretown:

treasuretown:

I’m about to wii sports resort to violence

I’m about to have a wii fit